EXPLICIT LYRICS

Real Name:

Soldier Rags

About:

No limit fishin iz bout it bout it
Daryl Durado is a GOD

Yo what up dogs my name iz Soldier Rags. Welcome to fishing with me today. I was born with Michael Jackson nasal disorder so I talk like I have a clothes pin attached to my nose. My crib is located in Northern Illinois and I fish the urban sewages of the projects for multiple species like creek chubs, bass, walleye, and carp. I'm a college student and steal articles from In-Fisherman and other publications and pass them off like they is my own. I'm iz a self proclaimed website designer who stealz ideas from otha people, mainly Eric S. from the ISA as well as the owner of dis website... just look at the home page of my website. I wish I was Kevin Van Dam and since I can not be him, I choose to be in love wit him and his style so I copy his fishing swagger, use everything he uses, wear Quantum jerseys and pretend to be on da Quantum and St. Croix pro staff as I have stated in one of my previous episodes of Welcome to Fishing with Me Today, a telivision show I produce and post on YouTUBE. I own and opperate Fisher Friend guide service, which iz a fo friends only guide service. I love to guide and by doing so also love taking credit for other folks catches. I have only caught 4 musky or so in my life, but whenever someone outfishes me for da elusive musky I must remind them that I iz da one who put them on da fish because I know more about them than they do and just cant figure out how to catch them as you have read in some of my blogs. I have very few friends and dont like girls so I gets to fish all da time. One of my heros since going by the name of JigN'Minnow on CLF is Ken Gortowski. If there iz anyone dat can catch more dinks than I, it be Ken. He is just as much of a Dbag as me so we get along great! Oh yeah I cant forget, I'm also a famous crapper! I mean RAPPER!!!

HOLLA BACK!

Website:

http://fishing-headquarters.com

Years Musky Fishing:

since birth

Personal Best Musky:

dink

Clubs:

da club

Tow Vehicle:

station wagon rollin on 12's

Boat:

lund

Favorite Fishing Memory:

70 dink pike in a day

Favorite Waters:

salt creek

Favorite Style of Fishing:

anything kvd does i do

Favorite Lures:

anything in-fisherman uses